
Client photo, unretouched
Tane 10 months
Ten kilos of fat off. Four kilos of muscle on.
- Body fat
- −10kg
- Muscle
- +4kg
Not a challenge and not a crash cut. Ten months of actually running the system.
For the guy who got the degree and the job
One to one coaching built around the week you actually have. You got the degree and you got the job. Your body is the one thing on that list that never got sorted, and you have been paying for a gym the whole ten years. You keep eating at your mum’s table and at every dinner you get dragged to, and you still end up filling out your sleeves.
Watch this before you book. It covers how the coaching actually runs and who I take on, so the call is not me explaining the basics to you.
A few quick questions first, about a minute. Then you pick your time.
The proof
In person and online. Evolt 360 scans and unedited client photos, same person and same machine weeks apart.
Client photos and scans used with permission. Individual results vary.
Step one
Watch the video first, then answer these so I know what I am looking at before we speak. Your call times come up as soon as you finish.
Question 1 of 8
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Last one
You are under 18 and you are not earning yet. I am not taking money off you, and I am not taking it off your parents either, for something you can get a long way through on your own at your age.
Everything I would tell you right now is on the Instagram for free. Go and use that, and come back when you are working.
Your answers are already with me. Choose a slot below and you are done. There is no second form to fill in.
The calendar is not loading in this browser. Your answers are already with me, so nothing is lost.
I read every application myself and reply within 24 hours.
Client results
These are Evolt 360 body scans and unedited client photos. Same person, same machine, weeks apart. Read the numbers off the scan yourself. That is why they are sitting right there.

Client photo, unretouched
Tane 10 months
Not a challenge and not a crash cut. Ten months of actually running the system.


Client photo, unretouched
Dan 3 weeks
No crash diet and no two hour sessions. He ran the protocol properly, that is the whole trick.
Evolt 360 body scan, unretouched
Male, 33 5 weeks
was 28.0% −3.0
was 21.9kg −2.6
was 31.1kg +1.0
was 11 −2
Down 2.6kg of fat while adding a kilo of muscle, in five weeks.
About the coach
I am five foot six. For a long stretch I was working eleven hour days, doing my share of the housework at home, and still getting myself to the gym.
Nobody handed me a schedule that survived that. I had to build one. That included every dinner where saying no is not really an option, and every weekend where the food is not up to you.
That is the part I coach. Not just sets and reps, which you can get free anywhere. The part where your life does not politely make room for your training, and you have to get lean inside it anyway.
What you actually get
One to one, start to finish. Here is what is inside it.
01
Flexible tracking or a set plan, whichever one you will actually stick to. That call gets made about you, not about what is easier for me.
02
I go through your week on camera. You see exactly what I am seeing and why I am changing what I am changing. You are never guessing.
03
Not just sets and reps. Why you keep stopping, what is still sitting there from years ago, how you carry yourself, how you do work you are proud of.
04
Which movements actually do something for a frame like yours, and which ones you have been wasting whole sessions on because a bigger guy told you they worked.
05
Your body is built to survive famine. Crash dieting makes it defend the fat harder. We work with that instead of pretending you can just cut rice out forever.
06
You will have a bad week. Everyone does. Having a route back that does not involve starting from zero again is the part nobody else coaches.
The guarantee
Full refund if you do not get the result, provided you completed your training sessions, submitted every weekly check in, and hit your nutrition targets at least 80 percent of the time.
That is the whole condition. If you hold up your end and your body does not change, you get your money back.
How it works
Which one fits you depends on where you are starting, what your week actually allows and how much of it you want run for you. That is a conversation rather than a number on a page, so we go through it properly on the call.
Before you ask
A training programme built for your body and your week, nutrition set up around the food you already eat, a weekly video where I go through your week on camera, and one to one calls. It all lives in an app on your phone, so your sessions, your targets and your progress sit in one place.
This is the thing almost everyone asks first, and describing it is never as good as seeing it. On the call I will open a real check in and a real client app and show you.
Everyone asks this and no two people have ever meant the same thing by it. I have built this around rotating night shifts, a three hour commute, hotel gyms while travelling, someone moving back into their mum’s house, someone with no kitchen of their own, and someone who could not lift their arms over their head.
Tell me what your week genuinely looks like, including the parts you assume are dealbreakers. Those are the parts I build around, not the parts I ask you to fix first.
No. If you live at home, you eat what gets cooked at home. That is the starting point, not a concession I make later.
Handing you a plan built on chicken, broccoli and plain rice would just mean watching you fail at the first family dinner. We work out how the food already in your house fits your targets, because that is the only version of this you will still be doing in six months.
You are going to have a bad week. Everyone does, and it is usually somewhere around week four.
No, I will not be annoyed with you. And there is no version of this where you go quiet and disappear because you have missed three sessions and cannot face messaging me. Falling off is not the problem. Having no route back is the problem, and building you one is a real part of what you are paying for.
If you have already failed at this four or five times, you are not really asking whether the method works. You are asking whether you do.
Every person on the results page had already quietly decided they were the exception. What changed was not that they found more willpower. It was someone reading their actual numbers every week and adjusting before a bad few days turned into a written off month.
Maybe. Some people can, and if I think you are one of them I will tell you on the call rather than take your money.
But you have had free access to every programme ever written, and now to an AI that will build you one in a minute, and you are still reading this page. The information was never the missing piece. What you have not had is someone looking at what your body actually did last week and changing the plan because of it.
They are the fastest way for me to see what is really going on, but nobody is going to force you.
For a lot of guys the whole problem is being looked at, so being asked to photograph the thing you have been avoiding in the mirror is not a small ask. We start with whatever you are willing to give me, and there is more than one way to track this. It gets easier around the point the photos start going your way.
Not unless it is genuinely relevant, and not in week one.
When I say we work on the identity side, I do not mean therapy. I mean that at some point you decided what kind of body you were going to have, and you have been training like someone who believes it. That is a practical conversation about how you act this week. If it never needs to go further than that, it will not.
No, and I do not sell any, so there is nothing here for me to upsell you.
Creatine is cheap and it genuinely works, so I will probably tell you to pick some up. Almost everything else on that shelf is not worth your money at this stage, and I will tell you that too.
There are a few different programmes depending on where you are starting and how much of it you want run for you, so there is not one honest number I can put on a page.
We go through the options on the call once I know which one actually fits. Nothing is charged before that conversation, and nothing is ever charged through this website.
Your body is built to hold on to fat through scarcity. That is real, and it is why crash dieting backfires harder on you than it does on your mates.
It changes which approach works. It does not change whether one exists. Every scan on the results page came off a body that someone had already written off.
Your turn
A few questions, about a minute, and you pick your call time at the end.